Too extreme? 

We’ve tried so many things to keep the birds off of the aquaponics where they keep killing our new seedlings.

We’ve had wire, nets, hanging CDs, all to no avail. 

I was at a local hardware store yesterday and found this guy staring down at me. He’s a bird scaring Owl whose eyes reflect light quite menacingly and whose head turns in a breeze.

He’s been there two days and there’s new growth all around him. 

Now for a name…